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You tell me.

( Doesn't he serve at the pleasure of the house? Technically? If not its' stewardess. )

Thanks for the heads up.

( It has Buffy written all over it. He has no doubt the kind of specimen he is. Nor the distraction this could create. But, he's not about to disrupt the ecosystem of this house, as much of it as he understands. )

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Now, now, you’re cleverer than all that.

Would you like me to outbid the competition?

[ a sincere offer, though it’s not entirely appropriate, is it. ]

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I can handle a little competition.

( Selfishly, there are a few people in this house he'd hope would bid on him. And people he wouldn't. )

Anyone who wants to bid can bid. It's for a good cause, right?

cw oblique refs to dubcon

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So it is.
Still, I’ll intervene if any troublemakers put their money where their silver-spoonfed mouths are.

There are some things even staff needn’t offer.

cw. continuing an oblique ref

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Instincts say I can hold my own, but I'd like to see that if it comes down to it. Can't hold money in a chokehold.

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Darling, I don’t even need to lay hands on a man to put the fear of god in him.

But if you ask nicely, I’ll consider it.

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If I need it, I'll ask nicely.

I'd like to come out of this summer not needing a lawyer.

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I’m sure you will.

[ ask ever so nicely. ]

Do tell me if anyone requires extra attention.

[ here meaning scrutiny, so oft followed by clean up. ]

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I have you on speed dial.

Tell me the same.

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As and when.