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[breeding]

[ Left by Alicent's door sometime during the month, a note with no name attached: ]

HATE TO BOTHER YOU WITH SOMETHING SO TRIVIAL AS LOST AND FOUND, PRETTY GIRL, BUT THIS RING'S MISSING AN OWNER.

[ And, accompanying it, a ring — delicate flowers of gold formed into a band. As the month progresses, it becomes clear that it doesn't actually belong to anyone here.

Then again, maybe it's already with the person it's meant for. ]

text @frank farmer

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[hymen]

[ resting atop your pillow: a luxe, cream envelope, your name embossed in gold letters, holding a textured invitation — ]

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[vermax]

( Normally, he sends her a voice note instead of a text but the last few weeks have been busy with exams and then the short trip to Majorca just keeps getting extended, he'd met the sort of people who'd be really good for Saltburnt if he can charm them into paying a visit to the estate.

Let no one say that Alicent Hightower-Strong didn't raise a hard worker. ) Would you be horribly cross with me if I can't make it home for two more weeks?

( The question is genuine but the premise is a lie. Jacaerys is already on his way to the grounds, driving the all too familiar road that leads to an all too familiar manor. He's a week early, in fact. )

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[chipped]

Deeply sorry to bother you, Miss Alicent, but something very personal to me has gone missing. I was told you might be able to help me locate it.

@cherry

[missed]

So looks like I got to take you on a date here soon.
Or we can play house as a distraction and you can go run off with any of those expensive suitors.
If not then prepare for me to show up with two dozen lilies.

@il sangre

[interpersonally]

( He and his family have been coming here since he was a child, and he's never had this happen. )

Is there something being done to restore our proper recipients on the Saltburn network? This is becoming tedious.

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[hymen]

[ days later — ]

i'm sorry you couldn't make it to my party.
i'm also sorry about any mess that was left behind. [ perhaps in the form of a body. ] rest assured that the president will be more than willing to provide whatever you need to cover any damages.

anyway, i asked not to be disturbed for a few days, but i'm feeling much better now. must've been a stomach bug. [ also known as a blackout bender, his room littered with evidence. ] i'll vacate my room for a while so it can get cleaned up. and if you need me to pay for anything, just let me know. personally. i was pretty sick.

did you get the earrings i sent?
please don't send them back. they're yours. i got them for you to wear at the party, and i can't give them to anyone else.

[ the earrings in question, delivered to her room in a blue velvet box. ]