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our lady of tears. ([personal profile] unapparent) wrote2025-06-01 10:10 am

SALTBURNT AU | INBOX.








WELCOME TO THE SALTBURNT NETWORK

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📦 delivery.

[personal profile] breeding 2025-06-01 06:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Left by Alicent's door sometime during the month, a note with no name attached: ]
HATE TO BOTHER YOU WITH SOMETHING SO TRIVIAL AS LOST AND FOUND, PRETTY GIRL, BUT THIS RING'S MISSING AN OWNER.
[ And, accompanying it, a ring — delicate flowers of gold formed into a band. As the month progresses, it becomes clear that it doesn't actually belong to anyone here.

Then again, maybe it's already with the person it's meant for.
]
Edited 2025-06-01 18:25 (UTC)
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text @frank farmer

[personal profile] advertising 2025-06-01 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Let me know if you're in need of any help.
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📨 delivery

[personal profile] hymen 2025-06-02 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
[ resting atop your pillow: a luxe, cream envelope, your name embossed in gold letters, holding a textured invitation — ]

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[personal profile] advertising 2025-06-02 02:09 pm (UTC)(link)
( he messaged the colchesters privately. called greer accidentally privately. his nonexistent antennae go up.

he glances up at one of the video cameras in the room. they were all conversations and not even in person...
)

She's not a layup, that's for sure.

( not to sleep with, dear alicent, but to keep track of. his shift yesterday lasted twelve freaking hours. but she knows all about buffy. was it her idea for giles to bring him along?

as for the date. he treads lightly.
)

And who's my possible date?
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📨 delivery

[personal profile] hymen 2025-06-02 06:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[ okay, audacity.

sent in the same envelope — the invitation once more, though this time accompanied by a fat check in the sum of $500,000 made to the balfours’ historical trust, not from the white house but from embry’s personal account. on the back of the invitation, in his loping handwriting:
]

Have you decided what you’re going to wear yet? It’s making it hard to pick out your jewelry.

Embry

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[personal profile] advertising 2025-06-02 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
( he leads his life in deference to a cause. first, his country. then, his clients. now, to the purse strings. maybe he's wrong in thinking they might constitute as friends. no, she is still his employer and referred him to one of his hardest assignments to date. and he extracted a detained reporter in Kosovo.

What does he have to offer, anyway?
)

I know you want me to have more fun, but I assure you this isn't my idea of it. I'm working this summer, Alicent, thanks to you.

( this is not very on brand for her... )

Why me, anyway?
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text | un: @jace

[personal profile] vermax 2025-06-02 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
( Normally, he sends her a voice note instead of a text but the last few weeks have been busy with exams and then the short trip to Majorca just keeps getting extended, he'd met the sort of people who'd be really good for Saltburnt if he can charm them into paying a visit to the estate.

Let no one say that Alicent Hightower-Strong didn't raise a hard worker.
) Would you be horribly cross with me if I can't make it home for two more weeks?

( The question is genuine but the premise is a lie. Jacaerys is already on his way to the grounds, driving the all too familiar road that leads to an all too familiar manor. He's a week early, in fact. )
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[personal profile] advertising 2025-06-03 04:13 pm (UTC)(link)
You tell me.

( Doesn't he serve at the pleasure of the house? Technically? If not its' stewardess. )

Thanks for the heads up.

( It has Buffy written all over it. He has no doubt the kind of specimen he is. Nor the distraction this could create. But, he's not about to disrupt the ecosystem of this house, as much of it as he understands. )
Edited (don't look at me) 2025-06-03 16:17 (UTC)
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[personal profile] advertising 2025-06-03 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I can handle a little competition.

( Selfishly, there are a few people in this house he'd hope would bid on him. And people he wouldn't. )

Anyone who wants to bid can bid. It's for a good cause, right?
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cw. continuing an oblique ref

[personal profile] advertising 2025-06-03 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Instincts say I can hold my own, but I'd like to see that if it comes down to it. Can't hold money in a chokehold.
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[personal profile] vermax 2025-06-03 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
They wanted me here for another three :(

I’ll make it up to you when I’m there.
( By absconding her for dinner later by first, but before that with a well time delivery of two dozen pink roses in her rooms. Timed when she slips away from her duties for the early afternoon. )

Is anything interesting happening? ( Is there anyone he needs to work his way close to to keep an eye on? )
Edited (upping the momsonning ) 2025-06-03 22:57 (UTC)
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[personal profile] advertising 2025-06-03 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
If I need it, I'll ask nicely.

I'd like to come out of this summer not needing a lawyer.
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[personal profile] vermax 2025-06-04 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
( Wow. Why does he feel guilty even though he's not actually showing up so late??? )

Can't you put Mr. Wright in a room by the summer garden remodel? ( Furthest away from her rooms and where Jace can keep an eye out on him. Also a room where he'll be driven to leave given the noise. ) And the Atredides siblings? How fortunate for us.

( No comment regarding Rupert Giles 🔪 ) I heard that Clarisse will be coming for the summer months.

( Speaking of exes. But how many royals and American politicians can they house under the Saltburnt roof before the scandals overtake. )

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