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[ One final Salttube link. ]

All right the baby's pretty cute though

Anyway, the library gave me that cigarette holder. If you hate it I won't take offense.

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They’ve webbed feet like little frogs.

[ what the fuck. ]

This creature made you think of me?
I suppose I should not be surprised after the mouse.

[ ugh. ]

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[ The mouse... ]

What, Mickey?

[ So she does know Florida. ]

It was more the fancy cigarette-holding part than the bird

Look, I'm bad at gifts. Just forget about it

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No, the manor gifted me a mouse that breathes fire and now it will not leave my chambers.

[ nurturing motherly instincts at -1000 ]

Oh. Well.
I do favour gold, I suppose.

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Huh. Guess I should be thankful they didn't gift me a pet, then.

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Not yet.
Were you hoping for something else from library?

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Motorbike would've been nice. Or a telly so I can catch up on my soaps.

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I haven’t the faintest idea what you’re talking about.

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Telly. You know. Television? The big box that shows moving pictures.

You're really not from around here, are you?

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[ irritated, ]

I know about television.
But yes, rather obviously.